Ho ho ho, a little play on words in the title there… and indeed it has been a long time since Mistress has allowed me a proper orgasm – 75 days in fact, which means this is now the longest I have ever gone without a proper orgasm. Of course I have been ruined several times, a total of four since my last proper orgasm on April the 10th. In fact I’ve already been ruined five times since April the 1st, which is almost double the number of ‘ruins’ I’d been allowed this time last year… lucky me! 
Last time I really thought Mistress was going to let me cum, but no – yet again she edged me and then just gently nudged me over until the cum was leaking from my cock. It was very frustrating but I’m really pleased that Mistress is clearly comfortable ruining me now, and she also seems to be getting more and more relaxed about slapping my balls too. There’s definitely been some harder slaps of late, and even better she’s started slapping my nuts several times in a row rather than just one at a time.
I published a new tease on Milovana the other day, you can try it HERE. It’s doing pretty well so far with a score of 4.5/5.0 so I’m pretty hopeful it should get into the monthly vote. I don’t know what the situation is with the ‘Flash’ tease thing, from what I’ve read on the forum it still has a lot of problems and I’m really not one to mess about with ‘code’, so if I can’t make Flash teases the easy way then I won’t bother. It’s a shame because the Flash teases are so much more flexible than the standard tease, but I’m not going to put hours and hours into something that won’t save or work properly. Hopefully sooner or later they’ll work something out.
So what else is new in our world? Well Mistress and I have been off work this week and we’ve done quite a lot of things but we’ve also spent an awful lot of time watching ‘America’s Next Top Model’, indeed we have watched three complete ‘cycles’ this week (I don’t know why they’re called ‘cycles’, they just are). It’s complete trash TV and we should be ashamed of ourselves for watching it, but we’re unrepentant. Janice Dickinson is hilarious (we watched cycle 24 and then went back to the start) and Tyra Banks does an admirable impression of someone who gives a shit about all these wannabe bitches. Then there’s Mr Jay Alexander, a hilariously camp runway tutor who has better legs than the (mostly very scrawny) girls and Nole Marin and his impossibly cute dog… it really is utter garbage, but it’s still a hundred times more entertaining than that Love Island crap which everyone is losing their shit over again… (at least here in the UK). We watched one episode of that and wanted to kill ourselves!
Ah, what can I tell you… this is my first post for three weeks and I’m trying to think of something to fill it with.
I’ve submitted some new/old stories to Literotica under my old name, these were written in the early 2000s I think and again I’ve had to copy them out from old hard copies, which is time consuming… but worthwhile I hope. They are quite different from my later stories, not Femdom at all…. more spanking and Maledom/incest to be truthful, but I’m sure someone will like them. They probably won’t be up until midweek I’m guessing as they have to pass ‘scrutineering’ from the Literotica mods.
Here’s a link to both my Literotica pages.
Stories as Robert_Anthony
Stories posted as Malibuman666
Well that’s about it for now, no doubt I’ll post again when Mistress finally allows me to cum, so I’ll see you sooner or later maybe…
